If loving you is wrong I have to hide from the cops because I’m on death row if they ever tell me to stop..

Losing you is like having a broken cheese toasty maker- together we once had amazing synergy..

If people who are in love are called “love birds” then people who argue should be called “angry birds”

I would wade through my neighbor’s septic tank for you,  no matter how much shit i have to go through, I’ll be there..

Losing you is like being hit in the head with a rolling pin. It hurts..

Love is like a crisp salad it’s much better drizzled with dressing..

Love is like a grape, it may have a tough skin but it is full of delicious juices..

I will eat of my head just to fall in love with you..

If love was a crime, then I’m guilty baby so cuff me up..

Baby my love for you aint just a spark its DYNAMITE!!!!!!!

I LOVE you more then a fat kid loves his cake..

I love you with all my butt, i would say heart but my butt is bigger..

When we just got broke up, many said just forget her…There’s plenty of girls around waiting, But then I asked them, can you ever forget someone…?That was once your everything…?

I didn’t FALL for you…you TRIPPED me!

I miss it when you used to hold me as if u actually loved me, you used to tell me how beautiful i was, even on a bad day, I miss how you used to help me with my problems, but now you are my problems..

I love you as my pet that I really loved..

Lonely is part of human being, being hurt also means that you are still strong and sober, In love expect to be hurt and to be disappointed,if you are of high temper or you get hurt quickly, you aren’t truly in love..

As a kid love was a game but now it’s a war that you can’t win..